The Vampire Diaries
Summary
OnThe Vampire Diaries , Katherine Pierce is a lot of things : a vampire , a doppelganger , a human , a villain , an anti - heroine , a female parent , and most of all a survivor - and Katherine Pierce has some of the better quotes in the show . Katherine read a lot over her 500 long time on the running game , evolve from a teen momma ostracise by her family into a fashion - forward , richly - heeled she - devil whose greatest natural endowment is outfox those who seek to destroy her . Katherine Pierce is a flashier , sassier version of her shadow self , Elena Gilbert .
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Katherine also has a wicked sense of humor , wonderfully teetotal – like a desiccating vampire – with a hyphen of sarcasm for redundant relish . Just like everything else about Katherine Pierce , her humor is distinctly her own . Her witty remarks are perfectly time , and on various social function , dish as a perfect tension cutter . Some of the best Katherine Pierce quotes in The Vampire Diaries prove how queer she really is .
“You Can Understand Why I’m A Little Upset That I’m On The Verge Of Being Defeated By A Sinus Infection!”
Season 5, Episode 2 “True Lies”
Though Katherine was upset that her human life had been deal away from her , she adapted well to being a vampire and carved out an impressive track for herself wherever she went . Katherine has been through a lot by the time she and Elena interbreeding paths .
That ’s why it pains her so much that losing her vampire healing abilities mean that she might not survive very long .
Sure , she could attempt to outrun the Mikaelson sib and stay one stride forwards of Wiccan , but a coldness or a sinus infection is a surprisingly material danger . Her annoyance at the realisation is tangible and also hilarious .
“God, You’re Hot. Now Go Away.”
Season 2, Episode 7 “Masquerade”
Katherine might be manipulative and like to play her cards secretive to the waistcoat , but she can also be fantastically blunt , saying on the dot what ’s on her mind . That ’s the case with a line like this one , which is directed atMatt Donovan . Matt , who maintains his human condition throughout the show , finds himself in relationships with a few different lamia , and his feeling and authenticity are remark on by all of them .
Matt dates Elena before she becomes a vampire , Caroline during her transitional point , and even spend a summer with Rebekah . He and Katherine do n’t have a relationship , but it ’s light that she ’s another lamia who find him attractive , but she also does n’t have clip for him when she ’s in the middle of a scheme , and that likely saves his life on more than one occasion .
“We Both Know I Could Rip You To Shreds And Do My Nails At The Same Time.”
Season 2, Episode 4 “Memory Lane”
Katherine is back in town in season two . She manages to get inside Stefan ’s head and live over old memories of them together . Stefan wakes up and realizes that Katherine is in bottom with him . Katherine , being a much older vampire , is much unassailable than Stefan . She well pushes him away when he attacks .
For Katherine kill and shedding blood is sluttish , almost 2nd nature . Her line about being able-bodied to do her nail while spilling line only adds to her sarcastic and evil wittiness . It get a chortle at the fact that Katherine really is equal to of doing it .
“Ooooh, You Gilbert Men, So Courageous. How’s John, By The Way? Were They Able To Sew His Fingers Back On?”
Season 2, Episode 7 “Masquerade”
Katherine has a wicked sense of humor that works well with her fictional character . It also garners a few laughter . In " Masquerade " of time of year two , Katherine has a bit of play . She masterminds a plan to retrieve the moonstone by threatening Damona and Stefan . She also has a witch on her side , so she find even more surefooted than usual .
Jeremy surrender a content to her from Stefan . Katherine is n’t impressed and Jeremy tells her he is n’t afraid of her . To which Katherine whips back with a laughable line about chopping off John Gilbert ’s fingers .
“13 If You Don’t Get To The Point.”
Season 4, Episode 22 “The Walking Dead”
Katherine does n’t soften words when she decides to threaten someone . She also does n’t make loose threats . This is one of the instances in the series , however , where it might seem like it is because the line is so flippant .
When Bonnie is spill about the 12 witches who died in the same smirch where she ’s able to perform powerful magic , Katherine buzz off very world-weary with the account . She informs Bonnie that if she does n’t zip up and get through her explanation , Katherine might add a 13th witch to the situation . Bonnie tends to be a very worthful asset for the heart character , including Katherine , so the consultation does n’t take this particularKatherine Pierce quoteseriously , but Katherine ’s temper could have get the better of her .
“Damon’s Spirals Require A Little More Than An Overnight Bag.”
Season 5, Episode 14 “No Exit”
In season five in the episode , " No Exit " ofThe Vampire Diaries , Katherine and Stefan take a little route trip . Damon is infect with a special serum that causes him to require to flow on vampire blood . Katherine is currently pretending to be Elena and hop to rekindle a romance with Stefan .
Once they make it at the motel , Stefan makes a witty comment about how much luggage Katherine wreak . Katherine makes a funny input about how when Damon is out of controller , one never knows how long it will be . Hence , why it requires more baggage than a simple overnight handbag .
“Cold, Manipulative, Good Hair. You Really Are My Daughter.”
Season 5, Episode 12 “The Devil Inside”
No one expected Katherine to have any family , much less a living daughter . Nadia makes her appearance and examine to assist Katherine finish the transformation into Elena ’s body . However , the process is never simple . Katherine ends up kill the witch that was helping with the turn .
She does this by rive out her heart . Katherine hates any on the loose ends . Nadia has no issue with it and even admit to not liking the Wiccan . Katherine cracks a joke about Nadia being cold - hearted and having good hair . So Nadia really must be her daughter . It run in the kinsfolk .
“Ugh. Don’t You Ever Stop Crying?”
Season 4, Episode 6 “We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes”
When Katherine is sorry , she does n’t weep or hole out herself up somewhere . Instead , she get wild and place whatever it is that draw her sad - or outruns it completely . That ’s part of the ground she ’s survived for so long inThe Vampire Diaries .
That ’s why Katherine does n’t understand why she finds Elena weep so often . Elena , however , does line up her emotion heightened as a vampire , and she leans into unhappiness just as much as she lean into anger . Katherine focuses her feel instead , calculating how to habituate them .
“Do You Honestly Believe I Don’t Have A Plan ‘B?'”
Season 2, Episode 6 “Plan B”
When Katherine return to Mystic Falls during season 2 , she claims she ’s in townspeople to win Stefan back . But the Salvatore buddy suspect she ’s not just hop to rekindle a hundred - one-time Romance language . It does n’t take them long to check she ’s using a lovesick Mason Lockwood to get her hands on the moonstone .
They have no idea just how diabolical her schema is , but a envious jilted Damon killing Mason on " Plan B " is an out of the blue but rectifiable ramification . " You frankly believe I do n’t have a Plan ' B ? ' And if that fails , a Plan ' ascorbic acid , ' then a Plan ' D , ' and – you know how the ABC’s works , do n’t you ? " Nobody one - ups Katherine Pierce , especially the likes of Damon .
“Little Tip, Woman To Woman – Don’t Piss Off The Diabolical Ones.”
Season 5, Episode 5 “Monster’s Ball”
After Nadia takes Katherine hostage in time of year 5 , " Kitty Kat " has no mind who her capturer is , nor does she care . All Katherine knows is Nadia is a preferable option to Silas who has the same optical maser direction as Klaus does when it come to aim what he want . Katherine is n’t big on women sustain women : all of her moves are transactional . But she must sense Nadia is in agency over her head , handle with a all over sociopath . " Little tip , woman to cleaning woman – do n’t piss off the diabolic ones , " is the expert composition of advice she can give her .
