The Simpsons
Out of all the characters onThe Simpsons , Ralph Wiggum quotes are almost always more off - the - wall than those by other characters . Although the Springfield residents often ridicule and pay him no attention due to his irrational ramblings , Ralph has proven himself to be a variety and considerate young son . Every time he is on the blind , it is almost assure that he will end up in some awkward billet . The show would n’t be the same either if it was n’t for his one - liners and childlike antics .
Ralph Wiggum first appear inthe very first instalment ofThe Simpsons , " Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire , " and stay on a popular character all these years subsequently . The Logos of Police Chief Wiggum , Ralph is also a classmate of Lisa Simpson , and the bestRalph Wiggum inverted comma are those that show both his wide - eyed innocenceand an melodic phrase of oblivion . These inverted comma are also often quotable and remain some of the best of any case on the long - running animated series .
20"The Baby Looked At Me"
Season 8, Episode 19 - “Grade School Confidential”
In the season 8 installment " Grade School Confidential , " Bart Simpson guide all his classmate down the dorm to the janitor ’s cupboard . When he opens the doorway , everyone see Principal Skinner and Miss Krabaple making out . It was a disgraceful second for all the kids , and Bart was able to get one up on Mr. Skinner . This , as expected , led to many of the kids go home to severalize their parents what find . While some seemed crazy , it was Ralph Wiggum that father thing taken forethought of .
Ralph went to his parents , who were sitting in their kitchen , and explained that he had experience " Principal Skinner and Miss Krabaple were in the closet making sister , and I saw one of the baby , and then the baby face at me . “The idea that he somehow imagined that he saw a sister in the press look at him is either very disturbing or very puzzling . Either way , his pappa said , " The baby looked at you ? " and then called the super , which possibly saved Bart ’s life the next twenty-four hours at school .
19"It Says Bee And There’s A Picture Of A Bee On It”
Season 4, Episode 15: “I Love Lisa”
It is n’t necessarily the quote itself that is memorable , as it is everything that amount before it . In this instalment , Ralph Wiggum realizes that he likes Lisa , and he receive her a exceptional carte du jour that shows his feelings . However , Ralph realized that it was n’t going to happen , and he began to get sad and depressed . This led to his bang-up moment whenhe got to play George Washington in the school ’s play about U.S. Presidents . His execution was the practiced of the integral looseness , partially because of his sadness .
Nancy Cartwright , who also voice Bart Simpson , has been the actress behind Ralph Wiggum since the very beginning ofThe Simpsons .
He was so good that he win over the school ’s loser that they wanted to hear more about presidents , so they hasten to the library . It also induce elderly consultation members to find it touching and bright . This ended with everyone postulate Ralph for his John Hancock , and he was on top of the world . The best part came when Lisa gave him a wag that said they should be friend , and Ralph render his childlike wonderment because of the wordplay on the card ’s message , and everything was back to normal .
18"Oh Boy, Sleep! That’s Where I’m A Viking!"
Season 7, Episode 5: Lisa The Vegetarian"
Ralph Wiggum has had plenty of great quote inThe Simpsons , but one of his best knotty himconnecting sleeping with being a Viking . This quotation is so memorable that it has even become debated as to what the words really think of . Writer Josh Weinstein explicate the meaning was mere and was n’t a metaphor . Instead , he said :
" Yes , again , it ’s the simple reply - Ralph dreams of being a Viking . "
This is the opposition of the opinion that he was " so in force at sleeping , he was a Viking at it . " The episode itself had Ralph eat on a worm in grade . As a termination , Ms. Hoover tells him that he take to go to rest after eating it , and this gets Ralph really excited . He exclaims that this is exciting because he acquire to be a Viking when he is numb . Ralph is not a complex character , so this gossip almost for certain only intend that he dream of being a Viking , which is more exciting than his normal life .
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17"That’s Where I Saw The Leprechaun. He Told Me To Burn Things."
Season 9, Episode 18: “This Little Wiggy”
There were a long ton of great quotes inThe Simpsons’season 9 episode , " This Little Wiggy . " This was where Bart ’s parents force him to spend time with Ralph Wiggum since they knew the boy need friend . Bart wanted nothing to do with it but ended up transfixed by the bizarre human race inside of Ralph ’s idea . It was more than just a brilliant resource , andBart realized that Ralph might be even more dangerous than him due to his delusion . This quote is an example .
The Simpsons ' Ralph Wiggum is pretty famous for his unconscionable quotes , and , though he may seem like the show ’s stupid character , that may be Homer .
It commence with Ralph showing Bart around his play area . He demonstrate Bart his miniature , then showed off his sandpile , and he explicate he ca n’t go in the " recondite end . " However , when he stopped and pointed to a orotund stone , he said that was where he saw the leprechaun . Bart laugh it off , know that leprechauns do n’t exist . However , when Ralph finishes by say , " He tell me to burn things , " Bart abruptly recognize that something is definitely not correct in Ralph ’s head .
16"My Knob Tastes Funny"
Season 8, Episode 14 - “The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show”
There might not be a more young kid inThe Simpsonsthan Ralph Wiggum . In this time of year 8 episode , a man running a television centering radical sound to the kids to find out why they do n’t like watchingThe Itchy & ScratchyShowanymore . He gives them minuscule knobs where they will flex to one side if they like something and then to the other side if they do n’t . However , the only comment from the kids derive fromRalph Wiggum , who state the knob taste funny as he has it in his mouth .
It is ridiculous and fits Ralph ’s personality dead . After the response from the centering leader , telling the kids not to taste their node , it further drives home the integral insinuation of Ralph talking about tasting his thickening . The main punchline comes subsequently in the episode . When a guy cable starts shouting , and Ralph set off crying and immediately turns the thickening , it pays off the muzzle perfectly .
15"This Is My Swing Set. This Is My Sandbox, I’m Not Allowed To Go In The Deep End."
Season 9, Episode 18 - “This Little Wiggy”
In " This Little Wiggy , " Bart goes to Ralph ’s house after they have a play engagement at the Simpson ’s menage . This episode is full of hilarious Ralph Wiggum quote as he ’s part of the sequence ’s main plot . Bart ismore concerned in principal Wiggum’svarious law paraphernalia around the firm , but Ralph wants to show him his outside toys instead . Ralph show him his swingset and his sandbox , which somehow has a inscrutable conclusion . The contrast with Bart shows Ralph ’s overall whiteness very clearly .
14"I’m A Star Wars."
Season 21, Episode 10 - “Once Upon A Time In Springfield”
In " Once Upon a Time in Springfield , " everyone in Lisa ’s Springfield Elementary School grade dresses up as inspiring woman throughout account and gives a presentation about who they ’re dress up as . Many citizenry in the class chose various material - life Princesses from history , like Princess Diana . As common , Ralph had to be unlike from the rest . As the teacher explain who all was represented , she calculate at Ralph , and he evidently says " I ’m a Star Wars,“while dressed as Princess Leia .
13"Slow Down, Bart! My Legs Don’t Know How To Be As Long As Yours.”
In " This piddling Wiggy , " Marge determine to coif up a gambol date between Ralph and Bart , which at first annoys Bart , but when he go to Ralph ’s sign and finds that his Padre has various law equipment and instance files lying around the house , he changes his mind . Ralph tries to walk with Bart , and he pleads with him that his legs are n’t as long , and he ca n’t keep up . However , he says it in a way that only Ralph Wiggum could , as he just feels that his legs do n’t have the same experience as the older Bart ’s legs .
The Simpsons is the longest - running written serial in U.S. chronicle , so it ’s bandage to have a few hilarious jocularity that rise above the rest !
12"I’m A Unitard."
Season 18, Episode 7 - “Ice Cream Of Margie (With The Light Blue Hair)”
In " Ice Cream of Margie ( With the Light Blue Hair),“Homer adjudicate to buy an ice rink cream truckand live out his aspiration of selling frosting cream all day . Marge decides she need to let out her creative side as well and begins to build sculpture out of the used lollipop stick from the popsicles that Homer sells . In the episode , Ralph decide to smash an sparkler pick cone on his head and mean to say that he ’s a unicorn , but he hilariously enunciate unitard instead . It is one of many example where Ralph just mispronounces words .
11"If Mommy’s Purse Didn’t Belong In The Microwave, Why Did It Fit?”
Season 26, Episode 22 - “Mathlete’s Feat”
In " Mathlete ’s Feat , " Lisa is worked up to turn her elementary schoolhouse into a Waldorf shoal full of script - on eruditeness after the technological advances in the schooltime are destroyed . One part of the montage showing Springfield Elementary change to the new program shows the students asking any query they want without worry about raising their hands or having a filter . Ralph ask this all nonsensical questionthat suggests he had recently put his mama ’s purse in the microwave .