The Simpsons
Although its timber has pass up over the course of 30 season , The Simpsonsis still one of the good and longest - running sitcoms of all fourth dimension . The show main agonist , Homer Simpson , is mostly moot to be one of its funniest fibre . With his anger issues , love of beer , tremendous appetite , and confutable mind , almost every word that comes out of his mouth is drollery gold .
Over the yr , Homer is responsible for delivering some of the funniest and most memorable quotes in the show . Some are well known , while others are hidden throughout the serial publication ' 662 episodes . Without further ado , here are 10 of Homer Simpsons good quotes .
update on July 27 , 2020 by Richard Keller : Homer is n’t the greatest husband , daddy , or worker . Yet , we have it away the Simpsons ' paterfamilias . For the last 30 geezerhood , we ’ve rooted for him to get hold of beyond his minimum . It ’s why many of his quotes are now part of our mental lexicon . As proof , here are some more of the best Homer Simpson quotes .
“Why you little …”
Though he does n’t pass away Bart as much as he used to , this is an example of a Homer read that has become part of our own linguistic process . It ’s also one of the signs he ’s really angry .
If you believe about it , Homer is a serene person . He gets nettle up once in a while . Or , he channel his anger into rage . As he has never found himself in a physical altercation with any other penis of his family , it seems Bart is his outlet .
“Woo-Hoo!”
This is another quote that has become part of our daily conversations . It ’s Homer ’s adaptation of lightness . Where " Hmmm … " represents his lovemaking of solid food , " Woo - Hoo ! " come out when the news is surprisingly happy .
It ’s also used in conjunction with " D’oh ! " in a good news - spoilt news program situation . In other words , it ’s a inverted comma with multiple uses .
“Aw, 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut!”
Homer ’s Brain : " 20 dollars can buy many peanuts . "
home run : " excuse . "
Homer ’s Brain : " Money can be exchanged for good and services . "
This is a perfect object lesson of how Homer rely on his gut than his encephalon . While you do have to listen to your soul , it ’s the brain that moves everything along . It ’s also the shaft that snap Homer into thinking mode when still . Unfortunately , he lose the 20 dollar to Bart , strip him of goober pea .
Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
Yes , it ’s an overused joke , but it reveal two thing . One , Homer ’s innocence / ignorance . Two , he ’s a compassionate humanity .
Except for Flanders , Homer does n’t want to see anyone anguish , particularly those in his kinsfolk . So , when peril occurs , the first thing he does is call for help . Of course , the intermission while the operator laughed at Homer ’s request probably stay the response .
“Saxamaphone. Saxamaphone.”
Homer be intimate his small fry . It may not seem like it , but he has had some fine moments with them over the last three decennary . Unfortunately , it rent a fall to make him realize what he ’s missed .
When Lisa , Bart , and Maggie were taken by by Child Protective Services , we saw this compassion . He misses Lisa so much that he act to play her saxamaphone . It ’s a cute and define moment .
“Lord help me, I’m just not that bright.”
In the season one finis , Homer read Marge out for a romantic even , leaving their kids alone with a babysitter . It turns out that say sitter is actually a crook known as “ the Babysitter Bandit ” . After the child reduce her and go to the constabulary , Homer and Marge give home and accidentally discharge her .
When he get wind her straight identity element , Homer tries to economise facial expression but ends up embarrassing himself on live television . When he sees the program , he shows a rarefied moment of insight and notice one of his biggest flaws . This mo of maturity is follow by Marge reassuring him that , despite his grim intelligence , he is still a secure father .
“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
In the episode " Burns ' Heir " , Charles Montgomery Burns holds hearing to discover a suitable candidate to be his heir . of course , Bart and Lisa are among the candidates . Due to Homer ’s pitiful attempt to stand him with badly word flashcard , Bart fails the tryout . He is then humiliated as Mr. Burns literally kick him off level . Needless to say , Bart is both upset and chagrined , so Homer says something to stress and make him and Lisa finger better .
While his speech take up off positive , he pulls a classic Homer and deviant into a message of pessimism . Although this advice is a bite ironic considering that Homer constantly tries to do unexampled thing nearly every episode .
“It takes two to lie; one to lie, and one to listen.”
In a way , Homer is not awry . After all , a lie is not technically a prevarication unless someone is there to hear and act on it . It is moments like this where Homer shows just how philosophical he can be .
“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
This quote was mention at the end of " Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment , " and since then it ’s left a lasting opinion . Parodying the seriesThe Untouchables , the episode focuses on the township nix intoxicant after Bart gets intoxicated during a St. Patricks Day solemnisation .
After the prohibition era is elevate and the whole town celebrates , Homer apply the quotation mark to end the episode . This quote is illustrious not just because it addresses the reality behind inebriant consumption , it also reflects an important aspect of Homer ’s personality . The episode ’s showrunner Josh Weinstein commented that the quotation is one of the best and most truthful statements in the series .
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.”
In “ The PTA Disbands ” , Homer berates the teacher of Springfield Elementary for start on smasher and shirk their responsibilities . Lisa attempts to reason the benefits of them light upon to which Homer bid this citation as a response .
look at that Homer hates his own occupation , it is easy to see how this quote mirrors his own piece of work ethic at the Nuclear Plant . While this quote may not be the best advice to abide by in the world of business concern , it is still memorable and funny . Ironically , Dan Castellaneta , who vocalize Homer , was one of many voice actors that went on a two - week strike to renegotiate their salaries in 2004 .
