Seinfeld
Summary
It ’s no secret that the good and funniest George Costanza quotes fromSeinfeldrival even Jerry Seinfeld ’s own lines from the show . Jason Alexander was robbed of an Emmy win multiple times while spending nine years playing Jerry ’s neurotic best friend George Costanza , a fictional character known for his horrible bad hazard and questionable living decisions . Fan adoration and massive vital acclaim continue to give credit where credit is due , however , as George is still largely consider as one of the outstanding sitcom characters of all metre .
Notably , George Costanza is free-base onSeinfeldco - Lord and head writer , Larry David , one of the most foundational comedic vocalisation of his generation . Cleverly , rather than becoming a caricature of Larry David , Jason Alexander instead gave George his own vocalisation , create a classical curmudgeon case that predates even Larry David ’s semi - autobiographical protagonist inCurb Your Enthusiasm . directly from the oral fissure of the self - exalt Lord of Idiots , here are the greatest , funniest , and most meme - able-bodied George Costanza quotes fromSeinfeld
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15"Squirrel? Well, We Have No Deal With Them!"
Season 9, Episode 6, “The Merv Griffin Show”
George had been living by an ad-lib code forged between New Yorkers , and the pigeons that dwell within . Pigeons get out of the way of cars , and New Yorkers depend the other way on the statue defecations . However , George find that the pigeon have seemingly gone back on their business deal as , while driving with his girlfriend , he runs over a flock of them , make her see him as a hardhearted animal killer .
In an attempt to show that he was more heroic than she thought , George took it upon himself to purposely swerve out of the way of a pigeon when they next rode together . Unfortunately , he failed to spot a nearby squirrel which he run over instead . George ’s lack of remorse for that much precious fauna is hilarious as he reverts back to his strange idea that there exists some pact between animals and humansthat the squirrel is no part of .
14"You Should’ve Seen The Look On Her Face! It Was The Same Look My Father Gave Me When I Told Him I Wanted To Be A Ventriloquist!"
Season 3, Episode 7, “The Cafe”
do-or-die to impress a very intellectual char , George need Elaine to take his I.Q. test for him so he could manipulate a good result .
WhileKramer ’s scheme inSeinfeldget all the attention , George has some wonderful ones that usually end up blowing up in his face . Desperate to impress a very cerebral woman , George need Elaine to take his I.Q. psychometric test for him so he could fudge a good result . Unfortunately , a serial of mischance caused Elaine to mess up the test up and cause his grievance to plummet to an unimaginable 85 .
George comes back to Jerry ’s station to confront Elaine with the shockingly humiliated test results which wreak up a screaming puerility memory . There is a hatful to take out in the joke with the mind of George want to become a ventriloquist being almost as funny as imagining Frank Costanza ’s chemical reaction to this musical theme . It is areminder that George has always been on the losing side of sprightliness .
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13"Oh Noooooo! I’m So Sorry, It’s The MOOPS! The Correct Answer Is ‘The Moops.'"
Season 4, Episode 7, “The Bubble Boy”
Among George ’s many break , he is an overly militant image despite what is at stake and who he happens to be going up against . George and Susan find themselves on the doorstep of a dear untried man known affectionately as the Bubble Boy by the local biotic community , due tohis penury to abide in a protective bubble at all times . regrettably , the Bubble Boy is a staring jerk and gloats about dominating George in a game of little pursuit .
With the game on the line , George pulls a poster ask who invaded Spain during the eighth century . The Bubble Boy aright answer " the Moors , " but George is all too happy to take reward of a misprint on the card which reads " Moops , " instead . As much as the Bubble Boy is an obnoxious and rude person , seeing George fence with the macabre nipper over a childlike dining table plot causes the character to drop down to a unexampled low gear .
12"You’re Giving ME The ‘It’s Not You, It’s Me’ Routine? I INVENTED ‘It’s Not You, It’s Me’!"
Season 5, Episode 6, “The Lip Reader”
George was such a also-ran that he actually took pride in being dumped . An example pass off whenhis disappointed girlfriend break up with him by giving him the classic"it ’s not you , it ’s me"line . So insulted was George that he came down heavily on her for presume to practice an apology so obvious . Unwilling to be lied to , George insisted that it was n’t in fact her - but himself - who was the problem . When she finally acknowledge that it was , in fact , George , he answer " You’redamnright it ’s me ! "
Of course , Geroge ’s girlfriend was only trying to give up him his feeling and let him down easily . However , George is never one to make any social situation easily , turn it into a uproarious agreement from both of them that he is indeed the problem in the relationship . Given how freely both of them agree to this , the fact that George still catch girlfriends onSeinfelddoesn’t make much sense .
11“I’m Disturbed, I’m Depressed, I’m Inadequate – I’ve Got It All!”
Season 4, Episode 15, “The Visa”
George Costanza has give way to great lengths on many social occasion to convert women that he ’s a normal , well - adjust bozo to get day of the month . However , the one time he actually manage it , she turn out to be more interested in the sort of depressed also-ran that he in reality was in his everyday life . Realizing that Jerry ’s sport - loving comedy theatrical role was a major hit with the Lady , George force him to play like a depressed killjoy so as to make himself look better .
The plan backfire whenGeorge ’s date found herself implausibly appeal to Jerry ’s dark and disturbed faux persona , prompting George to panic and shout this line . To be fair to George , he is telling this char the the true and attempt to highlight how dark and sad he is by profess the total ruse with Jerry to her . Unfortunately , that is not the sort of damage erotic love interest she was looking for .
10“Oh, No, Thanks. I Can’t Drink Coffee Late At Night. It Keeps Me Up.”
Season 2, Episode 4, “The Phone Message”
This isone of those George Costanza quotes that utterly captures just how terrible he is when it comes to interacting with charwoman . When a woman invites George up for coffee berry , he declines with this line of descent . Much to his horror , he fancy out almost forthwith the mistake he made and , in typical George fashion , he gyrate into ego - execration . This includes him declare about himself that " citizenry this stunned should n’t be allowed to populate . ”
As funny as his misapprehension is , seeing him go with regret is even funnier . George often plain about how life has been forever unlucky for him and that he can not catch a good luck . While there are some moment that could evoke that was true , this view hilarious suggests that maybe George is also just clueless and he lets good chance pass him by due to his complete cluelessness .
9“We Have Watched You Take Our Beloved Yankees And Reduce Them To A Laughing Stock!”
Season 5, Episode 22, “The Opposite”
In this iconicSeinfeldepisode , George decides to do the opposite of every one of his born bumbling instincts . When he interviews for a job at theNew York Yankeesandmeets George Steinbrenner , he launch into a harangue that would normally tank anyone else ’s employment prospect . George pulls no punches as he tells Steinbrenner exactly what ’s on his psyche . Evidently , the diametric move turn out to be the right one , after Steinbrenner answer " Hire this adult male ! "
George can be a very unsympathetic type most of the clip , as fishy as he is . However , there is something fun about see him at long last make headway for the first sentence , peculiarly in such a creative way . It is a shame that he did n’t keep up his " opposite " theory as he reverted back to his self - conscious persona and went back to drop off regularly .
8“I Know I’m Not Cartwright!”
Season 2, Episode 11, “The Chinese Restaurant”
" The Chinese Restaurant " is not only one of thebestSeinfeldepisodes , but it also help to shape the hereafter of the serial as it showed how much funniness could be mined by set the entire installment within a Chinese eating house as George , Jerry , and Elaine expect for a table . Among the obstruction , George is waiting for a call from a woman only for him to miss the significant call when the eating house manager call in out for " Cartwright " instead of Costanza .
It is a screaming minute with the handler explain the situation as if he did everything correctly and there was nothing more he could have done . This is followed by George walk back to Jerry and Elaine in stunned silence , trying to rationalise what just bechance . It is n’t until Jerry interjects with the unhelpful " You ’re not Cartwright ” that George finally snap .
7“Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That?”
Season 3, Episode 12, “The Red Dot”
George might be a meek and underwhelming man in general , but he can be quite sheer when it add up to a prevarication . After George get a job at the same office Elaine works at , he decides to have sex with the make clean woman on top of his own desk . George ’s Modern foreman , Mr. Lippman , cursorily get hold out about it and confronts George with the accusal . While George initially acts like it is ridiculous , once he learns the cleanup lady told on him , he hilariously attempts to paint a picture he did n’t eff it was improper .
It is the kind of gaslighting and huge Trygve Halvden Lie that George can trust to better than anyone with him even going so far as to arrogate that this was the kind of thing that went on at all of his other job without it being a problem . There is something to be look up to about such an endeavor as piteous as it is .
6“It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It.”
Season 6, Episode 16, “The Beard”
Few George Costanza cite add together up the type as much as this one . While it is in general seen as an unworthy trait to have , among the base characters on Seinfeld , George ’s lying is like a superpower that others look for to make for themselves . When Jerry took a lie detector trial after his police matron girl refused to believe he ’d never fancy an episode ofMelrose Place , George realized he could n’t instruct him how to lie . He did , however , declare oneself him this fabulously base snipping of wisdom .
