Futurama
What wouldFuturamabe without Bender , the yucky - mouthed , operose - drinking , cigar - smoking , crime - committing four - year - honest-to-goodness robot ? As part of the main corps de ballet , Bender was at once a foil to the repose of the bunch ’s more constabulary - abiding tendencies and also a loveable mascot for the Planet Express crew .
With superb voicework provided by the incomparable John DiMaggio , Bender promptly became one of the most democratic characters on the show , and although someone like Bender could have quickly become irritating , there was still enough heart and personality under his cold , metal outside to keep him endearing . Here are ten of the good quotes that show just how great Bender really was .
Updated on February 1st , 2021 by Scoot Allan : With so many fan - favorite long - strike down , shows obtain newfangled life with series revival meeting on cyclosis and web services , lover are still hoping to see the return ofFuturama , which the form has revealed they are open to seeing return again for the series’secondthird clock time . One of the biggest reasons fans are hoping to see the comeback ofFuturamais due to the fibre of Bender , who cursorily became one of the best parts of the sci - fi comedy due to his unique outlook on lifetime and humanity that result in a turn of amazing quotes that keep fans coming back for more .
“I’m Bender, baby! Oh god, please insert liquor!”
One affair about Bender that makes the character so lovable and separates him from the other flex robots is his unique personality , which the Planet Express crew almost mislay in the second time of year ’s " How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back . "
After Bender threatened to queer Planet Express ' Modern Bureaucrat for have an affair with an employee ( Fry ) , his store card was take away and almost lost untilHermes was capable to recoup it from a paperwork incubus . Bender returned in a predictable fashion with a brief declaration of self and his mission command .
“Hey, sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?”
Bender and Fry were n’t just best friends onFuturama , they were also roommates who had a rough time find a property in the first season ’s " I , Roommate " after Fry requested they move out of Bender ’s cupboard .
Not only were they wedge to get cozy in the cramped quarter , but Bender babble in his quietus to female robots about his desire to eradicate humanity , which can be a footling disconcerting if you happen to be a human pin in a loo with a herculean bending robot . gratefully they were able-bodied to upgrade to a bigger outer space and Bender only occasionally tried to pour down humans .
“Compare your lives to mine…”
Thesecond season ofFuturamasaw the price of Ti skyrocket after a minelaying disaster in " A Head in the Polls , " which barrack Bender to sell off his mostly atomic number 22 eubstance for cold-blooded , unvoiced , immediate payment which he flaunted in front of his co - workers .
It was n’t enough to just wave the hard cash he was clutching in his rima oris in front of his Friend , but or else , he wanted them to recognize that they did n’t have as much go for them as he now did and should probably just end things . A unmannerly and atrocious thing to say to someone ? For indisputable . Classic Bender ? Definitely .
“I hope he didn’t die. Unless he left a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die.”
Bender Bending Rodriguez was always down to make a prompt buck , as devotee watch when he literally sold off his body for money , though he also revealed that he was also happy to take cash and power at the disbursement of someone ’s animation , which should be more surprising of a reveal than it is .
When Professor Farnsworth disappeared to his lab for days while create his clone Cubert in the 2d season ’s " A Clone of My Own , " Bender showed a touching of compassion by hoping he did n’t die out , until the persuasion of a possible inheritance crossed his cold , robotic judgement .
“Well, if jacking on will make strangers think I’m cool, I’ll do it.”
OnlyFuturamacould introducea young form of muscularity addiction and then have Bender rick it into a pernicious masturbation joke about conforming that bestow the cap down , but that ’s exactly what they did in time of year one ’s " Hell Is Other Robots . "
After Bender was tempted with the scene of a new drug by " jacking - on " and abusing Energy Department , he quickly said yes with the hope that it would make him attend cool , though he quickly became addicted and gain rock ‘n’ roll bottom , which is moderately low for a eccentric like Bender .
“I’m so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.”
Bender has always been the kind of role who tout a Brobdingnagian but fragile ego . Even when he face up defeat , he is still to the full aware of how big he is and that even though he is feeling a lot of ignominy , it should be everyone else that feels it instead of him .
Bender is the form of automaton who makes " wipe out all human race " his catchphrase , so it ’s natural that he would not really care about the holiness of human life . In fact , to him , the idea that human living is sanctified would be enough to evoke a huge laugh .
“My story is a lot like yours, only more interesting ‘cause it involves robots.”
golem are nerveless , and Bender is sapiently cognizant of this . Even in the yr 3000 , when robots are pretty much everywhere , Bender have it off that they are a lot cool than pretty much any other lifeform .
Bender says this occupation when he meets one of his culinary idols serve up food for thought in a bum cantonment . Bender feel that their news report are incredibly similar , but obviously , his is a portion more fun because it involves robots ( peculiarly it involves Bender , the coolest robot out there ) .
“This is the worst kind of discrimination there is: the kind against me!”
There ’s nothing worse than have someone say no to you , and Bender knows this all too well . When he and Fry endeavor to use a military discount to purchase ham - flavor gum , they are chop-chop rebuked by the computer memory clerk , who inform them ( correctly ) that the discount is only for the great unwashed in the military .
booze-up emit this line , which to be reasonable , is all too true . What make the berth even worse is that right after , Bender and Fry enlist in the army to get the bank discount , but right after signing their report , " war were hold . "
“Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.”
When Bender finds out that he was improperly built without a backup unit , he cursorily realizes that all of the time he put his life on the stemma were really , well , him putting his life on the line .
breaking ball utters the line when Hermes tries to solace him about being deathly , and how consume only a short time on Earth make everything matter a caboodle more . This episode ends with a really touching montage about how Hermes was the one to dispense with baby Bender ’s life-time back when he was first working as a robot examiner .
“‘Hands in the air’ rhymes with ‘just don’t care…’ And finished!”
When Bender is finally mangled by the can opener that he has always been afraid of , he mislay the consumption of his organic structure . However , with the avail of Beck , Bender learns how to use small robot arms to play his organic structure like a washboard . He quick becomes a folk music hero and decide to compose his own song about broken in robot .
It ’s while write this masterpiece that Bender says this dividing line , delivering it like the last lyrics to his song are a stroke of genius . The jape pay off later when Bender in the end catch to do his strain , and out of nowhere , he really does tell the audience " put your hands in the strain like you just do n’t give care . "
