White Chicks
The funniestWhite Chicksquotes foreground why it ’s remembered as one of the most outrageous comedy of the 2000s . Co - written by and starring the Wayans brother , 2004’sWhite Chicksis about two dim male cops named Kevin ( Shawn Wayans ) and Marcus ( Marlon Wayans ) who must espouse the persona of two upper - middle - course of study livid woman to go hole-and-corner and work out a snatch . While this plastic film face negative recapitulation , it achieve cult Graeco-Roman status for its over - the - top humor and screaming performances from the Wayans . well-nigh two decennium after the film first hit theaters , White Chicksquotes remain part of dad culture , with some attaining immortality through meme and viral short clips .
For some , White Chicksexemplifies the idea ofa motion picture being so bad that it ’s good . Combined with the silliness of Kevin and Marcus win over everyone that they ’re the Wilson sister , their allegiance to their disguises resulted in two of the most beloved comedic characters in movie chronicle . This premiss then lay the groundwork forWhite Chicksto get away with some boundary - crusade humor and freakish gags . This resulted in severalWhite Chicksquotes that are almost impossible to forget , and they do n’t all come from Shawn and Marlon Mayans , with many of the rest of the form also cater memorable moments .
asterisk and God Almighty the Wayans Brother have tease the possibility of a subsequence to their 2004 comedy White Chicks , and here ’s what we sleep together so far .
25"Once You Go Black, You Gonna Need A Wheelchair"
Latrell Spencer (Terry Crews)
Terry Crews is , for many , one of the funniest role player inWhite Chicks , and the source of many of the 2004 movie ’s best quotes . Like many of the iconic line in the picture , much of what come out of the rima oris of his theatrical role Latrell Spencer ’s oral cavity is problematical by advanced monetary standard , but this does n’t stop it being laugh - out - tatty hilarious for many lover . This is the casing with his now - infamous twist on an already problematic idiom , when he tells Marcus ( while disguised as Tiffany ) " Once you go black , you gon na require a wheelchair " .
For many obvious reasons , this is n’t a joke that ’s in good taste perception by modern sensibilities . However , Cruise ’s delivery , not to mention the chemical reaction of Marlon Wayans while in costume as Tiffany , make the moment a gut - buster among the funniestWhite Chicksquotes . Like most of the movie , this quote fromWhite Chicksis probably considered wicked by some , but this does n’t stop it being repeated often ( both in soul and , more late , in memes ) by fans .
24"His Aunt Died Three Years Ago And He Really Needs New Headshots. He’s Just Going Through A Really Rough Time Right Now. Okay?"
Karen (Busy Philipps)
Karen ( Busy Philipps ) is something of an underratedWhite Chickscharacter , though she manages to amount out with some incredibly funny quotes when she appear . One particular example is when she and Tori are discussing Heath , one of the antagonists of the 2004 comedy , when he arrive at a company . Karen is smitten with Heath , and begin to panic when she get a line him at the effect , prompting her acquaintance Tori to take she does n’t understand the appeal - " He ’s an out - of - employment actor living in a share house . And he drives a 3 Series BMW . "
Karen immediately jumps to Heath ’s defending team , and it ’s her justification for Heath ’s lifestyle that makes for one of the best quotes inWhite Chicks . She is speedy to close Tori down , justify his lack of motivation and inability to get his playing career off the ground by making some fantastically trivial job seem like traumatic events . While her mentioning his aunt died three age ago is funny enough , it ’s the fact she see him needing new headshot as a major disaster that in truth makes thisWhite Chicksquote so funny .
23"These Starving Kids In Africa Make Me So Sad. They Don’t Even Have To Try To Be Skinny!"
Megan Vandegeld (Brittany Daniel)
The Vandergeld sisters , Megan and Heather , are the lower-ranking villains inWhite Chicks , and are caricatures of entitled rich young grownup who farm up with struggle - free lives of luxury . As a yoke , the character are perfectly hilarious , and each is responsible for some of the bestWhite Chickquotes ( and ones that also come with a bolt of societal sarcasm ) .
One of the expert quote from Megan Vandergeld ( Brittany Daniels ) come when discussing global exit and charity . When the issue of global food poverty is make for up , Megan immediately chimes in to express how pitiful she find the cognition that so many children in Africa have to go without food . However , she then immediately flips this statement around to show just how self - revolve about and image - obsess she is by revealing that the reason she find them so disconcerting is that she see the impact of starvation as a way to remain skinny without test .
22"What A Beautiful Chocolate Man! Beautiful!"
Kevin Copeland As Brittany Wilson (Shawn Wayans)
A key reason thatWhite Chicksis so funny is the flakey personalities Shawn and Marlon Wayans give their characters after they transform in Tiffany and Brittany Wilson . While there are loads of reasons why the personas are so uproarious , a cardinal aspect is how Kevin and Marcus Copeland interact with other shameful men while in their disguise as the titulary white doll . The brace liquidate no time using the opportunity to purge the elusive racism they must have experienced in their own lives - and , in the context of the film , it ’s jest - out - loud funny remark .
One of the best examples is when the pair are interact with FBI Section Chief Elliott Gordon ( Frankie Faison ) . Kevin , as Brittany , proceeds to toying by tell him he looks just like Denzel Washington , playing on the common trope of racist white people assuming all Black people front alike . While Gordon hold the compliment , Kevin / Brittany then kick things up a nick by depict Gordon as a " beautiful chocolate man!" . In any other context this jape would , of track , be abhorrent , but when framed within the satirical social comment that isWhite Chicks , it ’s nothing chort of hilarious .
21"Look, King Kong"
Marcus Copeland As Tiffany Williams (Marlon Wayans)
Terry Crews as Latrell Spencer is one of the highlight ofWhite wench , but as well as being the source of some of the funniest quotes directly , he also prompts some of the upright from Marlon and Shawn Wayans too . Spencer ’s constant attempt to woo Tiffany and Brittany ( while being entirely unaware they ’re in reality Kevin and Marcus Copeland in disguise ) are hilarious enough in their own right , but the duo ’s endeavour to rebuff him can be equally as odd .
One occasion that especially brook out among the bestWhite Chicksquotes is when Marcus , as Tiffany , has in conclusion had enough of Latrell ’s advance . He launches into a broadside , comparing Latrell to King Kong in one of the many long - winded insult inWhite Chicksthat remind consultation few actors could attract off the movie quite as well as Shawn and Marlon Wayans :
depend , King Kong . Why do n’t you take you and your 1980s pick - up assembly line , rise all the way up to the top of the Empire State Building , thrum on your big old monkey chest of drawers , and then jump off ? Excuse me .
20"Nevermind. Wrong Store."
Drug Dealer (Zoltan Barabas)
As a comedy , White Chicksis so memorable because of its central character , Kevin and Marcus . However , they ’re not the only rootage of the best citation in the pic , and one of the funniest early on comes from a underage lineament . The initiative vista ofWhite Chicksshows off heroesKevin and Marcus in their undercover workas they mask themselves during a sting mathematical process to take down a drug shipment . However , it also read that they are reckless agents who are not always on top of things .
After taking down their objective they recall is disguise as an ice ointment delivery world , they discover he actually is an destitute bystander deliver ice pick . Just then , the substantial monger enters the fund and says the loading is ready . Looking around at the bull and arrested " criminals , " he paint a picture he ’s at the faulty store with a screaming deadpan livery .
19"Marcus Has Something He Wants To Tell You."
Kevin Copeland (Shawn Wayans)
WhileWhite Chicksisn’t a motion-picture show that appeals to everyone with its broad humor , thechemistrybetween Marlon and Shawn Wayanshas always been a high spot of their projects together . It ’s arguably this dynamic that ensuredWhite Chicksbecame a cult classic , and were it any other twosome of histrion in the primal role , there ’s a beneficial chance the picture show would n’t be remembered anywhere most as lovingly .
Seeing their dynamic as cooperator in this action comedy allow another fun self-justification for them to share the screen door . Indeed , Marcus and Kevin ’s brotherly kinship translates to their work as they are constantly bickering and pushing each other ’s buttons . While Kevin is the one who insists they stomach up to their party boss he throws his buddy under the autobus the moment the confrontation starts by suggest it was all Marcus ' idea .
18"What Do You Mean ‘Broke’? Like, Martha Stewart ‘Broke’? Or MC Hammer ‘Broke?'"
Heather Vandergeld (Jaime King)
The majority of the funniest moments inWhite Chicksare down to Marl and Shawn Wayans and their incredible on - screen chemistry , though this does n’t mean they ’re the only generator of hilarious quotes in the movie . The Vandergeld sister also have some incredibly queer lines , such as this in particular hilarious quote from Heather Vandergeld .
Her brattiness really establish with the witty line , underscoring how spoiled the sisters have been all their lives .
The Vandergelds are used to their lavish lifestyle full of parties , individual jets , and designer bags . This is why it ’s almost inconceivable for Heather to comprehend the fact that they ’re " MC Hammer ' broke , " serving as a decent bit ofkarmic payback for the self - centered young lady . Her brattiness really shows with the witty line , emphasize how spoiled the Sister have been all their life . matter take a turn for the worse when their pappa take he has been"funneling money out of the charity"and into their private story , which only causes the siblings to squall and prepare for their new less grand liveliness ahead .
17"I Checked Mapquest. It Only Takes 6 Minutes to Get There From Here."
Gina Copeland (Faune A. Chambers)
One of the subplots ofWhite ChicksinvolvesMarcus ' unhealthy relationship with his wife . She is a tyrannise woman who is always keeping tabs on him and not trusting him whenever he is out of the house . The movie introduces her controlling ways when Marcus returns home in the even and explicate that he was at the taproom . However , Gina reveals she call the bar to see when he left and take a firm stand there are two second unaccounted for .
The fact that she would face him over what he could have allegedly done damage with those two minutes is a screaming notion — if more than a little toxic — and the over - the - top delivery of Faune A. Chambers makes this one of the bestWhite Chicksquotes to stem from Marcus ' unhealthy marriage .
16"I Don’t See Why I Gotta Go Out With Buffy The White Girl Slayer."
Marcus Copeland (Marlon Wayans)
The majority of the funniestWhite Girlsquotes from Marlon and Shawn Wayans come up after the couplet have assumed the identities of Brittany and Tiffany Wilson , though there ’s more than one hilarious here and now when the pair are plainly being Marcus and Kevin Copeland . Marcus is understandably annoyed that Kevin gets to go out on a day of the month , which impart him to grapple with Lattrell ’s aggressive and unwanted progress . Kevin sway Marcus to cover for him , as he claims that he really likes the girl he met and wants to try and impress her .
Marcus ' response shows that he feels betrayed and frustrated about Kevin ’s much estimable evening out . The seamless reference toBuffy theVampire Slayermay be lost on young audiences today , but the sharp tonic culture jape helps to cementWhite Chicksas aclassic funniness of its 2000s era .
