Bridesmaids
Summary
One of the most popular and acclaimed comedies of the 21st century , there are plenty ofBridesmaidsquotes that will have fans express joy out loud . Kristen Wiig stars as Annie , a down - on - her - luck woman who is task with serving as maid of honor for her best friend Lillian ( Maya Rudolph ) while things promptly corkscrew out of command . With an Oscar - nominated script and an tout ensemble of terrific actors , Bridesmaidsis a comedy that has stay hilarious more than a decade after its release . However , it is theBridesmaidsquotes that are most memorable with one odd one - liner after another .
Bridesmaidsserved as a reason - breaking funniness in the era ofThe HangoverandSuperbad . It proved that there could bea female person - led comedythat occupy the R - rated approaching and excels at raunchy sense of humour . Some of the funniest phone line in the movie showcase the adult material , Other quotes showcase the hilarious friendly relationship within the motion-picture show and their struggles as well as moment that highlight the various standout puke members ofBridesmaids , from Wiig ’s guide lady performance to Melissa McCarthy ’s breakout Oscar - nominated role .
20"I Really Want You To Leave But I Don’t Know How To Say It Without Sounding Like A D***."
Ted (Jon Hamm)
Though he was largely experience at the time for make for the loom Don Draper onMad Men , Jon Hamm ’s uncreditedBridesmaidsroleshowed he had a real talent for drollery . Hamm plays Ted , Annie ’s supporter with benefits who she hopes could be something more to the gunpoint that she ignores what a terrible bozo he is . The movie open with an outrageous gender scene between them follow by the morning after where Ted makes small public lecture with her for a few moments before bluntly wonder how to well pass along that he wants her gone . It is a uproariously despicable product line that Hamm deliver with perfect sleaze .
19"That Dress Is So Pretty, It Makes My Stomach Hurt."
Megan (Melissa McCarthy)
Even without the context of this vista inBridesmaids , this line from Megan ( Melissa McCarthy ) is still hilarious . Lillian comes out in her wedding attire and everyone loves it , but Megan go overboard and says that the dress is so jolly it hurts her venter . While it is a unknown thing to say even for Megan , it before long becomes clear that the women are all experiencing nutrient toxic condition . Megan ’s nerve , as she tries to fight down the flavor , kickstartsthe funniest scene inBridesmaids .
18"Excuse Me, Um, Could I Have A Glass Of Alcohol When You Get A Chance?"
Becca (Ellie Kemper)
Becca ( Ellie Kemper ) agrees to go along with the wild bachelorette company before Lillian ’s bragging wedding day , but the other fictitious character speedily realize that Becca is very reserved and innocent . She is a young cleaning lady who is excited about drive married and starting a family of her own . However , the gradual corruption by the more experient women makes her see thing otherwise and she begins to embrace her risky side , even if she ’s still a moment embarrassing with tell a drinking .
17"I Just Took A S*** In The Middle Of The Street. I Just S***."
Lillian (Maya Rudolph)
While nearly all the women succumb to the terrible food poisoning , Lillian , unfortunately , gets it the worst . Maya Rudolph is hilarious in the movieand it ’s tough not to feel disconsolate for her as this cleaning lady ’s special day keeps getting ruin , include try on her frock for the first time . While urgently trying to get to a bathroom , Lillian realizes it is too late while she is in the eye of the route and simply has to accept the ugly ( yet uproarious ) spot .
16"Look Away! What Did We Eat?! The Sink’s A Goner! It’s Comin’ Outta Me Like Lava!"
The fury of the solid food poisoning scene continues inside the bridal gown shop as the other fair sex oppose for a spot in the toilet . Megan realise all the toilets are taken so she has to make a desperate alternative just like Lillian . She settles for the sink as the other characters go for the toilet as they ca n’t hold in anything from vomit to diarrhea in the gross - out vista . Even if audience are n’t a fan of that case of humour , the dialogue is still top - pass include this descriptive tantrum Megan scream . Melissa McCarthy is dandy at funniness and dramabut this might be the top import of her career so far .
15"Help Me, I’m Poor."
Annie (Kristen Wiig)
Annie is an promiscuous hero to root for as her struggles are very relatable . This include financially clamber while having to pay for all the exuberant wedding ceremony essential , let in the bachelorette party stumble . On the plane , Annie is the only one not in first stratum and she wo n’t let Helen ( Rose Byrne ) avail her to upgrade . Despite this superbia , once Annie has over - medicated herself , she has no job abandoning her dignity and look for pathos from the flight attendant .
14“I’m Glad He’s Single, ‘Cause I’m Gonna Climb That Like A Tree.”
It ’s not often that the Academy elector recognize comedic pic , and even less often that they recognize mainstream Hollywood universal gas constant - rated Apatowian comedies . ButMelissa McCarthy ’s breakout performanceas Megan inBridesmaidswas but that expert , so she was name for the Academy Award for Best bear Actress . seam like this are why this purpose was so acclaimed because it ’s her introduction and it ’s the kind of wild thing the character became far-famed for . She let loose this communication channel after mistake an quondam gentleman for Annie ’s husband .
13"What’s That F****** Cookie?"
The bridal shower scene is where everything fare to a head . Lillian jazz Paris , which only Annie know about . Annie arrive at Helen ’s house and realizes she stole her mind for a bachelor girl party in Paris and picked it aside to throw a Paris - themed espousal cascade instead . So , Annie loses it and erupts at Lillian about her newfound friendship with Helen , then rampages around the backyard , smashing up the chocolate fountain and breaking the giant biscuit . WhileHelen cash in one’s chips too far inBridesmaidsat times , Annie ’s meltdown is epic enough to overshadow that .
12“I Had A Dream Last Night That We Went Down.”
Nervous Woman On Plane (Annie Mumolo)
The nervous fair sex on the sheet is play by Annie Mumolo , who co - compose the Oscar - propose screenplay for the picture show with Kristen Wiig . Despite only appearing in one view , Mumolo partake not bad interpersonal chemistry with Wiig and make a durable belief on the audience by trance the anxiousness of fly dead . She secern Wiig – who is the only one of Lillian ’s bridesmaids who ca n’t give a first - class ticket – that she had a dreaming the dark before the flight of stairs that the planing machine went down and , unnervingly , Wiig was in the dreaming .
11“You Read My Journal?!”
Rebel Wilson ’s moving-picture show careergot its big interruption thanks toBridesmaids , join many of the other up - and - come member of the cast . Now , she ’s known for starring in such comedies as thePitch Perfectfranchise , How to Be undivided , andIsn’t It romanticist . InBridesmaids , she fiddle the sis of Annie ’s roommate who decided to move in with her septic Chupacabra tattoo and her intrusion of privacy without pay any rent . In one of her first scenes , she divulge she ’s gone into Annie ’s bedroom and read her diary .
